Canned Food Gifts

Whole tuna packed in 100% ocean

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Now that's art!"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Pet Foods

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Heavy syrup

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

TACO

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Potted meats section.

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)