Canned Food T-Shirts

Whole tuna packed in 100% ocean

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Now that's art!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Pet Foods

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Heavy syrup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

TACO

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Potted meats section.

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)