Canine Wordsmith Gifts

A dog sits at her typwriter

K9 Litterati.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cat Towels

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Best Seller

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Shakespeare Ave

Sharp Eyes

A Poet

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

You trip on it, you buy it.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'He never listened to his mother!'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Bell Hop

Tom Stoppard

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

You're Out Of Order

Male On Sunday

"I'm the writer-in-residence."