Biblical Wordsmith Gifts

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Monk Crossword

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Campaign for Plain English

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Meet The Author"

"She's been so creative lately."

First Novels.

"Do me next."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Edgar Allen Poe

Reading my Critics

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Backfire

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Cut Price

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Why we need poetry. . .

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

What's normal?

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."