Canine Wordsmith Pillows

A dog sits at her typwriter

K9 Litterati.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

You trip on it, you buy it.

A Poet

'He never listened to his mother!'

Shakespeare Ave

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Sharp Eyes

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Bell Hop

Tom Stoppard

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

You're Out Of Order

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Male On Sunday