Canine Conspirator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the canine conspirator in your life? Celebrate their sneaky, playful spirit with our fun collection of products that capture their mischievous side. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts and cozy pillows, these items are ideal for anyone who sees their pet as a partner in playful schemes. Our unique designs bring out the cheeky, fun-loving nature of dog enthusiasts, making every gift a delightful surprise. Spoil your favorite pup-raiser with a humorous keepsake that highlights their love for their furry accomplice.

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'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.' mockup

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

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'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!'

'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!' mockup

'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!'

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"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me." mockup

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

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"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal." mockup

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

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'What have you done with the dog, Fred?'

'What have you done with the dog, Fred?' mockup

'What have you done with the dog, Fred?'

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'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.' mockup

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

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'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.' mockup

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

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Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher. mockup

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

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"Here's the deal: you weren't on the couch and I didn't eat this."

"Here's the deal: you weren't on the couch and I didn't eat this." mockup

"Here's the deal: you weren't on the couch and I didn't eat this."

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"I hear he has more than bones buried." mockup

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

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"Pssst. Fake poop."

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'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.' mockup

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

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"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke." mockup

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

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"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?" mockup

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

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"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?" mockup

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

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"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying." mockup

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

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"The human is back - act normal." mockup

"The human is back - act normal."

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"Make it look like nine accidents.' mockup

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.' mockup

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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Billy strip: bed pan.

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"After you read the menu, eat it." mockup

"After you read the menu, eat it."

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'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.' mockup

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

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"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs." mockup

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

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"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks." mockup

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

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'Sorry, they all smell the same to me.' mockup

'Sorry, they all smell the same to me.'

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'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.' mockup

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

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'There's probably no dog.'

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"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?" mockup

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

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