Canine Cocktail Connoisseur Gifts

'And who ordered the dry Martini with a dash of liver?'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shaken not stirred

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I love this time of day."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.