Canine Cocktail Connoisseur Prints

'And who ordered the dry Martini with a dash of liver?'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shaken not stirred

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Prawn Cocktail Please