Can-opening Aficionado T-Shirts

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

Pet Entertainers

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

It's Tinned !

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

The Ferry

A queen dancing

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

"I treated myself to a barge pole. I thought I'd push the boat out."

"How’s your arthritis? All your tools are for opening jars."

Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.

"This is Russell. Russell opens all my jars."