Can-opening Aficionado Prints

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Moulin Rouge Security

Pet Entertainers

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

It's Tinned !

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

The Ferry

MATCHES: THE UNBOXING

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

A queen dancing

'This isn't as easy as it looks.'

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

"I treated myself to a barge pole. I thought I'd push the boat out."

"How’s your arthritis? All your tools are for opening jars."

I just hope one of our wedding gifts is a better can opener. Just married.

Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.