Can Enthusiast Musings Prints

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Moulin Rouge Security

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Music Hall Dancers

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

It's Tinned !

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

Discussed on Car Talk

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Light Artillery

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Canadian Geese

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

Fall in Canada

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Sleep!

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

Early starter gun development

Just call me the little engine that couldn't I think we got one of those self-loathing cars. Ugh, I'm such a dim bulb. Do the front tires make me look flat?

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

A queen dancing