Can Opener Enthusiast Prints

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

I just hope one of our wedding gifts is a better can opener. Just married.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Pet Entertainers

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Edward Elgar

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

It's Tinned !

Light Artillery

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Make sure people remember Lewis and Clark and Scherling!"

The comedy team of Lewis and Clark.

"Don't be silly. We don't cook explorers in kettles anymore."

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

Pedro Jose discovers the Mississippi, but Desoto gets the credit!

Early starter gun development

"Civilization! We're saved."

'The rare poodle retriever.'

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

Policemen

'This isn't as easy as it looks.'