Canal Enthusiast Prints

"I treated myself to a barge pole. I thought I'd push the boat out."

'A black eye? Let me tell you about the time I was hit by a flying windlass...'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Turtle Hat

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."