Cod Enthusiasts Prints

'Hello, Madame, we'd like to talk to you about cod...'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Lap fish..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Sperm Whale.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Cat eats date.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.