Clam Enthusiast Prints

Clam attack!!!

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

"I wouldn't call them bad clams, just menacing."

Tourists

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Crab with a clown face.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).