Clam Enthusiast Gifts

Clam attack!!!

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

"I wouldn't call them bad clams, just menacing."

Tourists

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Crab with a clown face.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...