Clam Collecting Gifts

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Shellfie

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Clam Spearing

Shell Pods

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"This is it? No video?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

1930's bather.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'