Clam Connoisseur Gifts

"I wouldn't call them bad clams, just menacing."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Theatre Crowd

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Fisherman Funneral

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Clam attack!!!

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Oddly familiar formation.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'll see you in small clams court!'

I say we go check his fishing permit !

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

'Well, of COURSE we're running away! Do you have any travel packages to sunny Cape Cod?'

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'