Clam Chowder Connoisseur Gifts

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Banana Smoothie

Clam Spearing

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Oh you smoothie

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Motor-blender.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Fruit Smoothie

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Clam attack!!!

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Bananas eye the blender