Clam Chowder Connoisseur Mugs

Waiter, there's a potato bug in my New England clam chowder. You should have ordered the Manhattan clam chowder

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Banana Smoothie

Clam Spearing

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Oh you smoothie

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

Motor-blender.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

Fruit Smoothie

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Clam attack!!!

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.