Cod Enthusiasts Pillows

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I don't do windows."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Lap fish..."

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'