Cape Cod Admirer Pillows

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"She's just being Koi."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"It makes me want to pee."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Shark infested custard!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'