Cape Cod Admirer Pillows

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"She's just being Koi."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

Shark infested custard!

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'