Cape Admirer Pillows

Is there more to being undead than chasing women? What am I really trying to hide by wearing a cape? Maybe I should give garlic another chance. For a vampire, Vlad was surprisingly reflective.

Superman's laundry

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Artifishial Intelligence

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I think they're up to something.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"