Cape Admirer Pillows

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"It makes me want to pee."

'I think they're up to something.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'The knights are drawing closer'