Canal Enthusiast Pillows

"I treated myself to a barge pole. I thought I'd push the boat out."

'A black eye? Let me tell you about the time I was hit by a flying windlass...'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Captain steering house through flood.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'