Cable Enthusiast Pillows

"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."

'Hey Dan, your dog' stealing our cable again.'

'Please, sir -- I need $29.95 by the end of the month or they'll cut off my cable service!'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

Lovers greeting each other

'Male and Female He created them.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Minutes since the TV broke.

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"The President said he hoped the bill would receive broad bipartisan support from within the Democratic Party."

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

TV Life Blood.

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'