Can Enthusiast Musings T-Shirts

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Moulin Rouge Security

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Music Hall Dancers

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

It's Tinned !

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Discussed on Car Talk

Light Artillery

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

Sleep!

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

Early starter gun development

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

A queen dancing