Can Enthusiast T-Shirts

Canned Music.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Moulin Rouge Security

Music Hall Dancers

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

X-RAY

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Internet Name Tags.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'I and my Blog'

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

It's Tinned !

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

Light Artillery

"What are we protesting about?"

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Canadian Geese

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'