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A queen dancing

Moulin Rouge Security

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Music Hall Dancers

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"51st State, eh?!"

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

Internet Dude

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

It's Tinned !

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

I love buns!

"Every two days we create more content than existed since the dawn of civilisation."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"And in case of an emergency evacuation, please exit the aircraft 'before' posting it online."

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

Prices of public transport in Cuba

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

'I get all my news online.'