Can-can Enthusiast T-Shirts

Music Hall Dancers

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Moulin Rouge Security

Pet Entertainers

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Now that's art!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

The History of Anti-stick

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Sounds of Commodities trading pit available for campers.

"We may be up a creek but at least we've got a paddle!"

'Personally, I don't see what's so romantic about canoeing.'

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Sans Paroles

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'