Can-can Enthusiast T-Shirts

Music Hall Dancers

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Moulin Rouge Security

Pet Entertainers

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Canadian Canoe.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Now that's art!"

The History of Anti-stick

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

I'll paddle. You read the safety guide. "Watch for low-hanging branches, submerged rocks, hidden rapids and paddling too close to other canoers."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Sounds of Commodities trading pit available for campers.

'Personally, I don't see what's so romantic about canoeing.'

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

"We may be up a creek but at least we've got a paddle!"

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

It's Tinned !