Campfire Critter Gifts

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Harsh Mellows.

'The Torch Holder'.

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Nobody likes a smore loser

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I couldn't make a fire, but after rubbing sticks so long, I'm not cold anymore!"

'The three little pigs go camping'

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

"Yeah, a campfire is great, but my head is still cold. . ."

"We've decided to try role-swapping."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Once we get the hang of this let's never come back here again."