Campfire Jester Gifts

'I'd give it five minutes.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

A vampire in a canoe.

The Brothers Grime

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Holiday Supplies

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough