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'I'd give it five minutes.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

The Brothers Grime

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Harsh Mellows.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Holiday Supplies

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'