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"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

The Brothers Grime

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Roasting the Moneybox

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Campground Conductor

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Is the fire included?'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Marshmallow Roast

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

My Musical Influences

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

Another Rookie Mistake

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"