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A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

My Musical Influences

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"You don't need English on every shot."

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"We've decided to try role-swapping."

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"We rescued him form the research lab."

'Safety on the beach.'

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

Gen Z

'How's the new company car?'

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'