Ceasefire Champions Gifts

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

My Musical Influences

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"You don't need English on every shot."

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"We rescued him form the research lab."

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

'Safety on the beach.'

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"We've decided to try role-swapping."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"I don't know how much longer I can last. I may have to drop out." . . . "But honey ... you're the teacher."

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

"You lose! Those can't cut anything."

Gen Z

'How's the new company car?'

No smoking initiative.