Cessation Champion Gifts

No smoking initiative.

Businesswoman Empowerment

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

The Three Wise Queens

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"When I said to convince him of the need for change I was hoping you'd use the seductive power of reason and logic."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Going to Sea.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

What will happen in the world

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'He may have swallowed to much change.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'Nevermore.'

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

'You aren't actually being replaced by a woman she's going to be doing her old job and yours.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

HOPE 2.0

From Veep to Potus

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

A woman's work is never done.

'I'm looking for a go-getter, with management experience. I want the new hire to change the way we do business by transforming our organization into a leaner meaner machine. I don't want anything to go into effect until I retire.'

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

Labour Protests.