Clearance Sale Champion Gifts

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

Cut Price

His Her Cakes

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Bake-a-thon.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

What to disclose at a job interview

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Final clearance sale.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

A woman's work is never done.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'

No smoking initiative.

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

Caution: High-five area.

Shopping Cart Races

10 Items or Less or Else.

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

"I don't lift weights. I got this way because I wipe down the equipment really, really hard."

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

'Need any help with packing?'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.