Clearance Sale Champion Gifts

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

Cut Price

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

His Her Cakes

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Bake-a-thon.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

What to disclose at a job interview

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

A woman's work is never done.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

Everything must go sale.

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

No smoking initiative.

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

Caution: High-five area.

10 Items or Less or Else.

Shopping Cart Races

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

"I don't lift weights. I got this way because I wipe down the equipment really, really hard."

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

'Need any help with packing?'