Curfew Champion Gifts

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

'How would you have played that last ball?'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

Isolation Olympics

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

Chess Disagreements

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

"We self isolated 27 years ago."

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

'I told you to be home by midnight.'

"I think the lockdown might of finished!"