Curfew Champion Prints

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

Isolation Olympics

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

"We self isolated 27 years ago."

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

Chess Disagreements

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your wolverine is?

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

"Could the Queen beat up Superman?"

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

Statue of Limitations.

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

Out too late? Call curfew beaters!

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

'I told you to be home by midnight.'

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."