Curfew Breaker Prints

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

A son coming home late at night

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

'I told you to be home by midnight.'

Statue of Limitations.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

No juggling allowed.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention