Curfew Enforcer Prints

"Listen - It's the beautiful sound of a young curfew."

'Mom, dad, do you realize what time it is? It's after 11 o'clock!'

'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'You must be new on the force.'

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'You don't know how long I've wanted to say this: I'm ruling you out of order, Mr. Roberts.'

"I've got him well trained."