Curfew Enforcer Gifts

"Listen - It's the beautiful sound of a young curfew."

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

'Mom, dad, do you realize what time it is? It's after 11 o'clock!'

'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”