Curfew Negotiator Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the witty spirit of your little curfew negotiator? Our collection offers clever and charming products perfect for those who craft their own bedtime stories and bend the rules with creativity. Whether they’re a young master of negotiations or a fun-loving teen, these gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their nightly routines.

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'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..' mockup

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

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"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights." mockup

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."

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Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM! mockup

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

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'You have her home by midnight, now!' mockup

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ." mockup

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

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"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!" mockup

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

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'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

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"Houston, we have a problem!"

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'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?' mockup

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

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'What if I promise not to look?'

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Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

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'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.' mockup

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

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And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry! mockup

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

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"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts." mockup

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

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'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.' mockup

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

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"Tonight the covers stay on my side." mockup

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

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Salesman in a Santa suit

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"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV." mockup

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

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'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.' mockup

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

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"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"

"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch" mockup

"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"

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...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime. mockup

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

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one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . . mockup

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

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"But I'm not even tir..."

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"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed." mockup

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

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'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?' mockup

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

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'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!' mockup

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

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If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep. mockup

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

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'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.' mockup

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

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"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise." mockup

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

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'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.' mockup

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

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24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16. mockup

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

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"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late." mockup

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

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“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.” mockup

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

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Mrs Sisyphus.

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"Can't I stay up for the news just this once? I'm on it."

"Can't I stay up for the news just this once? I'm on it." mockup

"Can't I stay up for the news just this once? I'm on it."

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Curfew Negotiator Gifts Collection

Curfew Negotiator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the creative art of curfew negotiation—perfect for encouraging their cleverness during coffee or tea breaks.

Curfew Negotiator Pillows

Find playful pillows that add humor and personality to their room while honoring their creative negotiation skills.

Curfew Negotiator Prints

Browse prints that showcase the wit and charm of the ultimate curfew negotiator—ideal for personalizing their space with humor.

Curfew Negotiator T-Shirts

Discover fun t-shirts that highlight the inventive spirit of your favorite curfew negotiator—great for daily wear and making a statement.