Curfew Negotiator Pillows

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'What if I promise not to look?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Salesman in a Santa suit

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

"But I'm not even tir..."

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”