Curfew Critic Pillows

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM

'Daddy's still up - I can hear him unlocking the firearms cabinet.'

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'

'I told you to be home by midnight.'

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."

"Well, I guess I'd better be going."

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'