Curfew Warrior Pillows

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Covid and Restarting School

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Wednesday wave.'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

Urban transport and speeding accidents

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

Psychiatry. On the highway of life, I can't maintain the minimum speed.

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

Mr Happy