Curfew Crier Pillows

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Shouting

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

London Town Crier

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

'Whose shout is it?'

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

"We are the ghosts of your single use plastic past . . . "

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'This is a warning about a curse.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your wolverine is?

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'Placido Do-min-go!'

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

Statue of Limitations.

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

'Must we go through this charade everytime the semi-skimmed gets spilled?'

Fashionable intelligence - 'Oh! here's a go! blowed if I ain't lost my ring!'

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."