Curfew Crier Gifts

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Shouting

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

'Whose shout is it?'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

"We are the ghosts of your single use plastic past . . . "

'This is a warning about a curse.'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'Placido Do-min-go!'

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

'Must we go through this charade everytime the semi-skimmed gets spilled?'

Fashionable intelligence - 'Oh! here's a go! blowed if I ain't lost my ring!'

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."