"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."
Curfew Warrior Gifts
Looking for a playful way to honor the young rebel in your life? Our curfew warrior collection embraces the spirited challenge of late nights and teenage independence with witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints. Delight the night owl or teenage rebel with humor and charm, making their late-night endeavors a little more fun and a lot more memorable.
The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog
"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
'You have her home by midnight, now!'
Covid and Restarting School
Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.
"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."
An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,
'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'
Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.
"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."
And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!
"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."
'Wednesday wave.'
"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."
'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'
'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'
'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'
'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'
"I get uncomfortable around comfort food."
'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'
'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'
'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'
It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.
"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"
Urban transport and speeding accidents
"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"
Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?
"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."
Psychiatry. On the highway of life, I can't maintain the minimum speed.
Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.
'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'
one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .
Mr Happy
Curfew Warrior Gifts Collection
Curfew Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your curfew warrior—funny, bold, and full of personality, just like them.
Curfew Warrior Pillows
Snuggle up with a pillow that celebrates late-night adventures—comfortable and humorous, it’s an instant favorite.
Curfew Warrior Prints
Decorate their room or space with a print that honors their midnight mischief and rebellious charm.
Curfew Warrior T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt to showcase your friend's or family member's rebellious side with our fun and creative designs.