Curfew Commentator Gifts

Statue of Limitations.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

A confinement of convicts

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Keep out - Covid-19

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

Idiots!

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your wolverine is?

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM

'Daddy's still up - I can hear him unlocking the firearms cabinet.'

Statue of Limitations.

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

Out too late? Call curfew beaters!

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."

'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'

'I told you to be home by midnight.'