Curfew Commentator Gifts

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

A confinement of convicts

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Keep out - Covid-19

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

'Daddy's still up - I can hear him unlocking the firearms cabinet.'

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'

"Well, I guess I'd better be going."

'I told you to be home by midnight.'

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."